ennui will rock you

i think i’ll start putting bret’s face in my photos...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:27:43 -0500

i think i’ll start putting bret’s face in my photos as well.

antoinetta:

(via entrails)

davidtrawin:Ira Glass rules. Download here

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:51:20 -0500

davidtrawin:

Ira Glass rules. Download here

sean hannity: master of understatement

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 15:41:10 -0500

sean hannity: master of understatement

"i am a wild child. i will take you on a harley ride, then make passionate love to you. and should..."

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:42:07 -0500

““i am a wild child. i will take you on a harley ride, then make passionate love to you. and should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, i will protect you.””

- bret michael’s hair, via people.com

A ponderance

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:20:02 -0500

janthelibrarian:

How much less flooded would the Mississippi be if you took out all the garbage in it?

The Great Gatsby summed up in three lines:

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:40:32 -0500

52books:

NICK: I love being rich and white.
GATSBY: Me, too, but I’d kill for the love of a woman.
DAISY: We can work with that.
(via Kottke via McSweeney’s)

does yahoo! honestly expect me to believe that novelty singer ray stevens has that many people searching for his real name?

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:29:50 -0500

does yahoo! honestly expect me to believe that novelty singer ray stevens has that many people searching for his real name?

Karl Rove: Obama's the snide guy at the Country Club

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:31:21 -0500

Karl Rove: Obama's the snide guy at the Country Club:

election08:

“Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.“— Karl Rove, GOP Political Consultant
So Obama’s now the Black nationalist, Muslim, terrorist sleeper agent, alienating himself from all the white people at one of the ten country clubs to admit Black people.
Who the hell is Rove talking to? I’m starting to think, for all his supposed success, that Karl Rove is actually an idiot.

dedicated to my second bout of poison ivy within a month’s...

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 12:29:17 -0500

dedicated to my second bout of poison ivy within a month’s time. i’m starting to really dislike summer.

just got my hair cut yesterday and only now came to the...

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 14:44:05 -0500

just got my hair cut yesterday and only now came to the horrifying realization that it looks rachael ray’s. so if i start saying “sammies” “stoup” or “evoo,” i expect anyone who truly cares about me to stage an intervention.

147xxxx:Tom Tom Club - Genius of Lovewe’ve been loving this...

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:49:19 -0500

147xxxx:

Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love
we’ve been loving this song at work - esp around 3:37

this song makes me happy, pure and simple.

McCain ignored request to cancel Iowa visit

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 08:23:33 -0500

McCain ignored request to cancel Iowa visit:

election08:

According to aides of Iowa Governor Chet Culver, John McCain ignored requests that he not visit the state during its flood recovery effort. McCain ignored that request and went anyway. The reason was that a trip by a President or presidential candidate requires a major diversion of resources among first responders. State and local law enforcement is involved, local hospitals are put on standby, it is a major undertaking to support a visitor under Secret Service protection.
Last week Obama canceled a campaign trip to Iowa to avoid just this problem. It should be noted the Gov. Culver endorsed Obama long before the Democratic primary was over. Partisan politics aside it wasn’t a good move on McCain’s part.

"At 5:01 Pacific Time the first gay marriage in California took place thanks to a recent ruling from..."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:52:06 -0500

““At 5:01 Pacific Time the first gay marriage in California took place thanks to a recent ruling from the state supreme court. And yet, the state of California continues to exist…. By the way. Gay people are getting married in California. So why is God taking it out on the Midwest?””

- Jon Stewart on The Daily Show (via mattirick)

This Is A Great Day

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 10:07:39 -0500

johncarney:

Red wine makes you thinner and coffee helps you live longer.
And, of course, we’ve known for years that whiskey makes you smarter.

David Sedaris: 97% True + 3% Fake = Non-Fiction

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:49:59 -0500

David Sedaris: 97% True + 3% Fake = Non-Fiction:

mpile:

Has anyone noticed how much people are talking about the definition of fiction these days? They are done getting upset at non-fiction being fiction and have started getting worried about fiction really being exaggerated non-fiction. But I don’t get why they are so up in arms––It’s always been like that. Hemingway had one love story and he wrote it over and over because it was what happened to him and he couldn’t get over it. Fitzgerald, too.
I think the problem is we just know way more about writer’s personal lives now so this bothers us, maybe takes some of the magic out of it. But I don’t think it should. Fiction is supposed to make sense of reality, find some beauty or lesson in it when life is to complicated to figure out on your own. It’s never just made up. It’s always non-fiction to some extent. Isn’t that why people read it?

"alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began hammering the pink chiffarobe."

Thu, 19 Jun 2008 09:42:20 -0500

““alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began hammering the pink chiffarobe.””

- the euphamism generator

who's stupid enough to try to embrace johnny rotten?

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:57:44 -0500

who's stupid enough to try to embrace johnny rotten?

jessicap:“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”Fashionista

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:43:17 -0500

jessicap:

“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!”
Fashionista

"History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells, ‘Can’t you remember anything I told..."

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 17:40:02 -0500

“History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just yells, ‘Can’t you remember anything I told you?’ and lets fly with a club.”

- John W. Campbell (via affremblequotes)

Photo

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 20:34:29 -0500