2008

Jul

i think i’ll start putting bret’s face in my...

davidtrawin: Ira Glass rules. Download here

sean hannity: master of understatement

Jun

“i am a wild child. i will take you on a harley ride, then...”
— bret michael’s hair, via...

A ponderance

janthelibrarian: How much less flooded would the Mississippi be if you took out all the garbage in...

The Great Gatsby summed up in three...

52books: NICK: I love being rich and white. GATSBY: Me, too, but I’d kill for the love of a...

does yahoo! honestly expect me to believe...

Karl Rove: Obama's the snide guy at the...

dedicated to my second bout of poison ivy within a month’s time. i’m starting to really...

just got my hair cut yesterday and only now came to the...

147xxxx: Tom Tom Club - Genius of Love we’ve been loving this song at work - esp around 3:37 this...

McCain ignored request to cancel Iowa visit

“At 5:01 Pacific Time the first gay marriage in California...”
— Jon Stewart on The Daily Show...

This Is A Great Day

johncarney: Red wine makes you thinner and coffee helps you live longer. And, of course, we’ve...

David Sedaris: 97% True + 3% Fake =...

“alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began...”
— the euphamism generator

who's stupid enough to try to embrace johnny...

jessicap: “But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” Fashionista

“History does not always repeat itself. Sometimes it just...”
— John W. Campbell (via...

you dropped a (f-) bomb on me (via the...

world war posters, university of north texas libraries

seriouslythough: seagull: http://failblog.org/ Hahahaha.

oh no they didn't (joan walsh, salon.com)

zoee: Yea. (via pibity) dedicated to karin (the picture, not...

finally got around to watching flight of the conchords on dvd. jemaine’s bowie is hilarious,...

cbeth: Adrian Tomine illustrates the cover of this week’s...

(via antoinetta) my love for the who is infinite.

thanks to strip search for helping me discover this one.

“Q What remarkable things have you found in unexpected...”
— tom waits interviews tom waits...

May

(via stuffparty)

what i’d rather be doing than working today.

mary worth wields her “pimp hand of justice.”

the bob lamonta story, from mr. show (i think of this whenever my shoes hurt, like they do today)

“Doing research on the web is like using a library assembled...”
— Roger Ebert (via...

“If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books,...”
— John Waters (via...

“Avoiding dying alone at all costs is no longer the primary...”
— From an article in The Onion....

#6 is my favorite

wellisntthatspecial: The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any...

typefiend: It might be just me, but while watching a nature...

jonathandeamer: from The Onion

“if you are, inexplicably and ungratefully, simply looking...”
— farhad manjoo, in a post about...

r.e.m. on austin city limits tonight.

tom the dancing bug via salon.com

“there’s your answer, fishbulb.” (via...

“You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is:...”
— Homer Simpson (via dkoder)...

antoinetta: tranquilizer: dtybywl: Facebook | Talking...

seriouslythough: ellebelle: (via...

“A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the...”
— Humphrey Bogart (via...

The ORIGINAL Illustrated Catalog Of ACME...

why hillary won west virginia

(via community.livejournal.com/vintage_ads)

seriouslythough: We all know my obsession with libraries,...

Mr. George Bush Gave Up Golf for Us

rocketboom: “I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief...

simko: I absolutely love when two (artistic) worlds collide…...

rocketboom: Things Younger Than John McCain Blog Chocolate...

squashed: (via roseann) This is true. I had an Obama pin...

electric company is coming back to television and fraggle...

milk and coffee drop art (via fun fun fun)

(via antoinetta)

1000lolz: Which is worse?

saw the police w/elvis costello saturday. i can now die a...

Arianna Huffington: Because he (McCain) has such a passion for Iraq, that's his Viagra.
Stephen Colbert: I guess the warning should read, if your erection last 100 years pull out.

thanks to gawker, i now know the weirdness that is...

henno: There’s no way like the American way

Cookie Monster searches deep within himself...

1000lolz: Seriously the worst toy for kids ever. (via...

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no...”
— Mark Twain (via...

interview with amy sedaris (via av club).

“A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and...”
— -Dennis Miller (via...

howsmyprettygirl: Ye Olde Beat of the Tigre: Dead...

nsx: Welch’s (via Amy Mebberson) looks like eleanor...

rocketboom: geek flowchart! Created by Sam Potts from the...

50 best cult book. i’m a sucker for nearly any book...

Chris Rock on Politics

seriouslythough: peterwknox: On John McCain: “We don’t need a president with a bucket list. Who’s...

“with 160,000 courageous American troops serving in iraq,...”
— senate majority leader harry...

atherdiscretion: vintagephoto don’t i wish.

“It’s like myspace but for more intelligent people.”
— Milkwasabadchoice, about...

“you might want to change out your toilet and go to an energy...”
— overheard at the ‘bary...

It's Not You, Iraq—It's Me. From the mind at...

Baby Got Book

seriouslythough: sarahchristine: jessicalouise: Re-written by Cheryl Klein of Brooklyn...

travors: chloesanchez: dude decides to write letters to...

“if the head of vh1 and the head of e network were racing to...”
— tim goodman, san francisco...

Apr

wadcity: To Those Who Need Strength - Drink Beer

i sometimes like to do a google image search to find a...

Researchers Discover Massive Asshole In...

libraries of light: photographic books from the victoria and...

shawnblog: (via codeit)

the american memory word search game again: today’s...

tuneage: Spoon - I Summon You (Demo) You know Spoon, right? Of course you do. This is the demo of...

“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something...”
— Calvin (and Hobbes) (via...

“affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities...”
— -tracy jordan, 30 rock (i...

A blogger's visit to "The Office" set (lots...

Dude Crashes Bike on Google Street View

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

tumblinas: remember, our boys can’t beat the axis if we give...

venus abused (salon.com)

To the Boys Who TP'd My House Last Night

handa: Pixdaus: Popular Today Pics - Streetcars in San...

possible ‘mats reunion? i will try not to giggle out...

soupsoup: Thats what she said…the compilation.

either this is totally hilarious, or i’m punchy from...

8 ways jesus would have been the worst...

Last Chance

libraryvsmcdonalds: Walking into the library ten minutes before they close because you have a paper...

gondaba: indeed.

The 50 Greatest Comedy Sketches of All Time -...

that extra shot of espresso in my drink this morning has...

Expecting to get away with it.

libraryvsmcdonalds: Going to the library to look at porn… is like… Going to McDonalds and taking...

gone, real gone: beatnik questionnaire courtesy of the...

(via 1000lolz) for karin.

A catalogue of the library of historian Edward Gibbon,...

bauldoff: The blog (and work) of Swedish artist, Annika...

merlin: The Pixies - “Gigantic” Oh, Mrs. John Murphy. How I wanted to tongue-kiss you. one cannot...

no wonder ringo wanted be under the sea.

Dan Savage's written eulogy for his mother.

only posting this because i just love rushmore so damn much.

the making of rock martyrs (via blogs.guardian.co.uk)

i can’t imagine the person who would find dagwood...

amen to that

sharingtime: You ever look around your desk and think, “What the fuck am I doing here? I should be...

“you didn’t even ask to see my teeth! that’s how...”
— overheard at the ‘bary -...

category: bearded women

“Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The...”
— Jack Kerouac, from On The Road...

if i am not personally familiar with every web site in...

(via confessions)

Working Animals Group

janthelibrarian: How would you like to be forced to work all day, every day, with no sort of...

i’m going to start a little game to amuse myself...

yourmonkeycalled: Presenting: Pennybags’ Real Estate Market...

what’s more sad: reading the blog of a sixty five year...

(via sarahcroberts)

darling fascist bully boy, (i heart the young ones)

deplorableword: Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) from the Wes...

Discontinued Ben & Jerry's Flavor or Band I...

“okay, lindsay, are you forgetting that i was a professional...”
— tobias funke, arrested...

(via etrangere) just watched the office episode today where...

“What song has the power to bring you to tears faster than...”
— (via tumblrsation) brandy by...

Ricky Gervais... Obviously.

i thought all the angry senior citizens would have gotten...

words i've been asked to spell today by...

wore customer (i’m saddened by this.)

(thanks to seeing glamorous whimsy’s post, i...

Great Britain is Repossessing the...

jhongosh: To: The citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to nominate...